Sean Knorzer
Oh Cheese Nips, I love it when you talk dirty

Oh Cheese Nips, I love it when you talk dirty

This fortune is clearly an advocate for marijuana legalization

This fortune is clearly an advocate for marijuana legalization

Why Are You Arguing Against Gay Marriage?
Because It Will Destroy The Traditional Meaning of Marriage: I think you will find that actual 'traditional marriage' was a woman's father signing over ownership of her to the husband that he has picked out. Thank god we have moved on from such outdated 'traditions', right?
The Bible Says It's Wrong: The bible doesn't actually say anything about gay marriage. It does however say that you shall not wear clothing of mixed fabrics (Deuteronomy 22:11), guess we're all going straight to hell!
Because Being Gay Is Unnatural: Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in one- i think it is clear which is more unnatural.
Because Gay Men Are Sexual Predators: Male rape is most commonly committed by heterosexual men (McMullen 1990). Better keep your back against that wall for the rest of your life!
Because Gay Sex Is Disgusting: If you have ever jerked off to a little bit of girl on girl action or if you have ever had heteronormative anal sex then your argument is immediately invalid.
Because Gay People Are Icky: Well.. At least your honest but i personally find homophobics icky and you're still allowed to get married.
Because Innocent Children Might Re-enact Gay Marriage Scenes At School And It Will Turn Our Kids Gay: You're really more comfortable with children acting out gun fights than acting out a display of love? Pretending to be gun-touting criminals doesn't turn children into gun-touting criminals. Pretending to be a pony doesn't turn children into ponies. Heck, how many LGBT people re-enacted heteronormative marriages when they were kids? You should really look up the definition of 'pretend'.
Because I'm a Dick: Glad you admit it.
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So the paint on the temples of my glasses peeled off…I kinda like how it looks now

So the paint on the temples of my glasses peeled off…I kinda like how it looks now

For completing my article, I rewarded myself with homemade hashbrown and egg muffins

For completing my article, I rewarded myself with homemade hashbrown and egg muffins

Finally back :-) (at Angel Stadium of Anaheim)

Finally back :-) (at Angel Stadium of Anaheim)

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The ah intro from the panel for those who want it!!

Absolutely amazing!

A reward well earned :D

A reward well earned :D

This will be my reward for finishing my current article…Too bad I’m far from done with it -_-

This will be my reward for finishing my current article…Too bad I’m far from done with it -_-